Today I found you and you were useful thrice.
I couldn't find anything to fit my tub hole smug
My sister said bathing impossible, and left with a shrug
But you my friend, became my bath tub plug
Macbook repair man made my battery loose
He tried everything, but was of no use
But you my friend, came and results you produced
This morning a problem with my toilet tank occurred
Something was loose, to fix it - I was unsure
But you my friend, came and now the pieces are secure
Oh Duct Tape, so useful, so fine
It fits any budget - including poor ass mine
Duct Tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
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Duct tape heals all wounds! This may sound pretty gross, but I had this huge wart on my right thumb for almost a year and had tried every method under the sun. The Dr. Scholls stuff and my dermatologist freezed it a couple of times, but no such luck. My bf had looked up on the internet that duct tape had worked for some people. I tried it on my wart and it was gone in a few days. It is a miracle worker!!
Interesting, I wonder what the scientific explanation behind that is! Duct tape <3
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